Duke University Improv

It’s the home stretch, folks. Only a couple of weeks until finals are over, chestnuts are roasting, and little siblings are distraught with realizations about fictional characters. Check out what goodness DUI has on offer to help get you through the end-of-semester slog.

Upcoming Shows

Want DUI to come perform in your dorm?  Tell your RA or House Council email us at dui@duke.edu to book your show now!
The proceeds from our shows enable DUI to donate $10,000 every year to the Scott Carter Foundation for Pediatric Cancer Research, so please help us to help this worthy cause.

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